The male reproductive organ (penis) can be referred to as a johnson. Brown is the inherent qualities of being associated with feces. If your johnson goes into the brown eye you've got yourself a brown johnson, or johnson brown.
by the dog brown April 23, 2009
Get the johnson brown mug.When one is in a body of water deep enough to do a "front flip" in; one pulls down their pants, does the flip under water, and evacuates their bowels when only their rear is exposed above the water level thus making it look like a whale's blowhole spraying brown matter.
"Dude, Todd got so hammered at the mexican restaurant that he did a brown whale in the pool later that night. There was shit everywhere..."
by rajeshkoothrapali August 28, 2012
Get the Brown Whale mug.A character on family guy and formely the cleveland show. Not to be confused with the cleveland browns of th nfl.
by the guy October 30, 2015
Get the cleveland brown mug.A brown colour, much like that of a house, typically used to aptly describe the colour of one's hair.
Liz: Did you see that new girl at school today?
Kitty: The one with the housey brown hair?
Pat: Houses come in lots of shades of brown...
Sheamy: Ffs, Pat.. There's only one housey brown.
Pat: Ah yes, I know the girl you mean.. The brown hue to her hair really IS housey.
Kitty: The one with the housey brown hair?
Pat: Houses come in lots of shades of brown...
Sheamy: Ffs, Pat.. There's only one housey brown.
Pat: Ah yes, I know the girl you mean.. The brown hue to her hair really IS housey.
by Kitty-Lea March 12, 2018
Get the Housey brown mug.A brown bazooka is when a male is fisted and given a reach around. Similar to rusty trombone but with fisting instead of rimming.
Sarah sprained her wrist while giving Joshua a brown bazooka.
Don't lick your fingers after a brown bazooka or do if your into that sort of thing.
Don't lick your fingers after a brown bazooka or do if your into that sort of thing.
by Dr. Stephen T. Durden May 5, 2011
Get the brown bazooka mug.When your partner consumes a strictly corn diet the entire day prior to anal sex and leaves your dick covered in corn laden feces upon removal from her or his rectum.
by marroncobber September 9, 2015
Get the Brown Cob mug.1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.
2. Any man who attempts the above action.
2. Any man who attempts the above action.
by briantroy March 27, 2011
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