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dick stealer

Someone who cuts off someone's dick and uses it as a dildo.
Guy 1: Did you see that gore and porn video with that woman and a butcher's knife?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was a dick stealer.
by Interezek June 16, 2023
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Rolling off your dick

Variations: "Rolled my dick off"

The act of retracting your dick while having sex and putting the foreskin on her entrance first. Afterwards thrusting forwards to let your dick roll off into the vagina.
Example use of "Rolling off your dick":

Person A: We didn't have sex man, she was very tense down there.
Person B: Damn dude, rest-in-pepperonies, didn't you roll of your dick into her?
Person A: Nah man, i'm circumsized.
by M33S February 13, 2023
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Dick

Suckdicks
by Arjid. November 23, 2021
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Weird dick pocket

1. The weird over-flapping piece of fabric that is at the front of the boxers.

2. A gaggle of dudes hanging out in the corner at a party, avoiding women.
1. Why do your boxers have that weird dick pocket?

2. Look at those weird dick pockets, hanging out in the corner.
by The d pocket June 1, 2019
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Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.
“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”
by ONCTrain December 5, 2023
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Dick-inputtable

Somebody/something into whom/which you would potentially agree to sexually and/or casually stick your penis.
Have you seen Regina today? She looks really dick-inputtable!

Have you tried the crème brûlée? It is really dick-inputtable.
by Bustin_your_balls_69 February 2, 2018
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Dick Braced

Getting screwed over, conned out of money, left in an undesirable financial position.
"It appears that my price of rent has been raised, I'm getting fucking Dick Braced here."
by Jumbodditys September 19, 2012
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