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steamed my broccoli

Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.
by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017
mugGet the steamed my broccolimug.

Oh my Dracula

1: An phrase of exclamation.

2: A phrase Kim Dracula fans use in any type of shocking or funny situation.
Oh my dracula, they did not do that!
by LXXLoveRoulette July 26, 2023
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ConJoyin my loins

When a girl or women or guy wants so bang badly with someone so badly they question their very existence, they questioning are they even worthy? Or they question do they even have a chance with said person but are still willing and able to go on given it up for temporary gain or temporary satisfaction. Oftentimes Mostly mistaken for love at first sight.
(ConJoyin my lions:) that women. Wants to ConJoyin my loins!That girl wanted to conjoyin my loins I bad. She wants to conjoyin my loins so badly. She want to conjoyin my loins ever since the last girl who gave a fuck about anything that matters! Should I give her a chance to joyin my loins or not bro?
by Dadontayte April 23, 2021
mugGet the ConJoyin my loinsmug.

Dust my desk

n. The act of masturbation or handjob, or blowjob, titty fuck or combination thereof
I am going to dust my desk today
by noway am i telling you October 18, 2008
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Muhammed My Clown

He's a very lovely and a beautiful boy, he's so kind so heartwarming and he's the best. If you want to know what's close to perfection look at him and you'll know it and everyone loves him he's sad sometimes but he will be happy again, just have hope my beloved husband.
Me to anyone I see: Have you seen Muhammed My Clown lately? He's my everything.
by Your clown August 19, 2021
mugGet the Muhammed My Clownmug.

My Dick

My Dick is very small and fat.
My Dick is small
by Cupkacke December 21, 2018
mugGet the My Dickmug.

My bitch

Hi blessing ur the best you came my world welcomed idk if that makes sense but i love ur existence ur my thirteen reasons why your the best words cant describe how i feel about you ur the best ur mine and literaly mine<3
OH MY GOD MY BITCH TEXTED ME IM BLESSED
by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021
mugGet the My bitchmug.

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