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National Grab Dick Month

Only in the month of September you can grab only 1 guys dick, so make sure it's someone you think has a shlong on them, cause for the month you can grab there junk with no remorse!
Katie: Hey David! It's National Grab Dick Month!!! *grabs dick*
David: Ughh I have to go through with this for the whole month of September!?
by mishter August 29, 2021
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dick pounding

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat
yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her
by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017
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Dick promise

When a man has sex with there partner and makes a promise while being inside them
James dick promise me that he will buy me some flowers
by Exotic gay nigga June 30, 2025
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Cooch dick

The funk you aquire after coitus, wash it off before railing out that other hoe
"Goddamn, my main hoe gonna know I been tappin that other bitches shit if I don't wash of da cooch dick"
by ITSCORRUPTEDBITCH October 9, 2022
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Suck My Dick

An idiom used by an individual to sarcastically insult an adversary by emphasizing the adversaries' inability to cease an undesired perpetuation that is advantageous to the individual.
The idiom meaning is derived by sarcastically insinuating that an adversary has no desired options and is offered an additional undesired option to emphasize the deficiency of desirable options (under the assumption that "sucking an adversaries dick" is undesired).
by TheRealJester420 March 23, 2023
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Premeditated Dick Sucking

Premeditated dick sucking is the act of planning out how, when, and where to suck someone’s dick.
“Bro you have to do Premeditated Dick Sucking so everything goes smoothly
by iluvcowboys420 March 4, 2019
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Subatomic dick

We’re you have no pp and you can not get pass the cap ( crusty ass pussy)
“Wow Parker has a subatomic dick”
No way actually lol
by Johnwilksbooth November 5, 2020
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