U fuck my pussy

An expression of anger after someone on Facebook marketplace scams your clueless husband.

Online scammer is able to get sensitive information from unwitting husband , and his wife grabs the phone and texts: “U fuck my pussy. You are a thief!”

by R R Sanchez January 16, 2022

shonkles my gonkles

it basically means: fucks me up (but without the swear)

now that really shonkles my gonkles

by the shonkle mcdonkler March 1, 2024

Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice

Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)

by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021

I always share with my buddy

Da humorously-pleasant phrase dat you smilingly tell a cute lady when you offer one of her delectable-to-handle body-parts (hands, arms, legs, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc.) to a male companion who has accompanied you on your visit to said hot chick.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" maneuver is a total "win-win" situation for everyone including da gal, since it means dat she will receive twice da soothing massages and/or loving touches dat she would have gotten if just you had been present to savor her warm softness.

by QuacksO August 7, 2021

You're the cream to my crop

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.

Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.

by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

Fu assholes

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

by Spun Sideways July 7, 2018

Boosting my own bottom

To give positive affirmation to one’s self. A phrase of encouragement or pride of one’s action being made or done.

A: Wow! You did this by yourself?
B: Yea! It looks so good man. Boosting my own bottom!

by foreheadcrew October 6, 2022