Dirty Benoit

Act of having two penis’ in one orifice. Does not matter which one.

James had a dirty Benoit yesterday and can breath much better.

by PB online December 7, 2018

dirty christiansen

When having sex with a viking goddess ends abruptly after she finishes before he does. Leaving him no choice but to finish himself off resulting in cum on his hand which he then unintentionally wipes across his chin.

I never saw a man gag so dramatically as that one I pulled a dirty Christiansen on. Even after I told him how good it was for his skin!

by elsbeth May 8, 2022

Dirty JMM

The particular moment (often shared between a Straight man and a Gay a man), after blowing a Straight guy (and swallowing) the Straight guy then hits you with an "I'm so happy this happened, because I'm getting married tomorrow", followed by a string of texts saying "you up?", "that was fun, we should do that again", "It would be so much easier if you were a girl".
*If he doesn't send a string of texts, that's not a Dirty JMM, just a hook up.

After hooking up, the guy pulled a Dirty JMM, and now he won't leave me alone.

by cottoncandydreamz April 15, 2020

Dirty Arnulfo

A sex act where a man sticks his penis inside an obese man’s bellybutton, using fecal matter as lubricant.

Gage: I received a Dirty Arnulfo from Joseph last night!
Jonathan: Nice! Can he give me one as well?

by CharlieWendigo April 23, 2024

Dirty Gil

Man, preferably that goes by the name Gil or Gilbert, who has no shame for how dirty he is. He would Demand that his significant other to go down on him while taking a dump and then after still make her go down on him with hole #2.

You walk into the public restroom at a bar and you hear a women screaming Hercules! Hercules! Person #1 ' Wow there must be someone getting down in there.' Person #2 ' Yeah that guy sounds like a Dirty Gil.'

by scumbag14 January 7, 2024

Dirty Jerfy

When you collect your used toilet paper for 2 weeks and then cover yourself in them like postit notes and have sex with a partner (normally male)

Jerfy: I spent weeks collecting my pile of toilet paper!!
Meghan: Wow, are you doing a Dirty Jerfy tonight?

by maskedmagician August 30, 2023

Extra Dirty Dallas

An Extra Dirty Dallas is when a girl gives you a blowjob with a mouthful of tobacco dip and barbeque sauce

Billybob: damn Gator I can't believe Darlene gave you an Extra Dirty Dallas!!

Gator: I can't believe Darlene knew what an Extra Dirty Dallas was!! my dick's been hurting for weeks

by The_gigolo_with_the_most_below October 27, 2020