Dick Spike

Dick Spiking is where a ton of men get hard and all lay down kinda close to eachother. Creating spikes made of dicks then women jump from a predered hight and try and land on one.

Dick spike is when men get hard and lay down like spikes then women jump on there dicks

by DinkDonk89 December 1, 2019

Hopping on someone's dick

Kissing someone's ass.

Girl: *Talking to some guy at a party* Wow you're soooo funny, om my gosh haha!
Other guy: Damn girl, why you always gotta be hopping on someone's dick?

by A Female CEO December 6, 2016

Big dick energy

When someone you see just has a vibe and you think "wow he got a big dick"

Beth: "wow I'm getting some real big dick energy vibes"
Shaniqua: "same"

by BIg dick Bethany June 13, 2019

Dick hugger

A person who loves to run with whatever is popular amongst a group of MEN like a dick ride master A real Max Baughman type guy

Max please stop the dick hugger shit I don’t like when men on my tip

by Hebsnsks March 19, 2023

Sirachi Dick

When you touch your penis after using siracha sauce without wiping your hands and your penis burns like no tomorrow to the point where you need to waterboard your own cock to cool it off.

Jacob got Sirachi dick after spending another night alone jerking off with siracha sauce

by Ajslabs February 13, 2023

Moby Dick

It is a Novelty Book About A Whale Dunno where these sick f's got their information from

Person 1: Yo did you Read the Moby Dick Novelty book

Person 2: Yeah it was a great book

by DeeJayyXz July 3, 2022

Peripheral Dick

Standing at the urinal and out of the corner of your eye you see a blurred penis.

Average Michael: Hey dude, not starring or anything but I can’t help but notice your pissing cock out of the corner of my eye.

Toby Maguire: Ah man don’t sweat it, That’s just Peripheral dick !

Average Michael: love your movies by the way!

Toby: thanks so much man, it’s always nice to meet a fan. What do you do for work ?

Average Mike: I actually recently got laid off for staring at men’s cocks in urinals. Been a tough year.

Toby: you think you’ve got a it rough I’ve got Dinosaur legs.

Michael: oh god I hadn’t noticed!

Toby: well it’s not called peripheral dinosaur legs is it you unemployed loser.

Average mike: dude that’s not very christmasy of you.

Toby: Goodbye my lover, you have been the one. You have been the one for me. Love from Toby (dinosaur legs) Maguire.

by Gibbon_Lips October 19, 2025