Two Inch Tower

This is an insult used to say someone has a small penis; Usually a nick name.

"Put away that two inch tower John, and stop looking at Claire!"

by Jerry Bob Jonclair April 27, 2006

Two zone rule

When a girl with whom your are in a relationship with is at a distance greater than that of two time zones away, exclusivilty regarding sexual relations no longer exists.

Bru! You can totally bang that shit. Your girl is more than two time zones away so the two zone rule makes that not even cheating.

by Walla_B August 15, 2012

Two point conversion

When a man bangs a lesbian

I'm working on a two point conversion with this hot lesbian chick

by Holeypaladin November 16, 2010

two moon junction

The asshole, where two moons meet

Watch your mouth or she'll meet you with a strap-on at two moon junction, where the sun don't shine.

by EmpyCee September 14, 2013

Gimme my two

used to express that someone has just done or said something stupid. often accompanied by a person snapping his or her fingers over the stupid person's head twice.

"if the floor had a name it would be matt."
"gimme my two"

by jjoouulleess June 6, 2009

two haircut pants

A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut skirt.

"Check it out, two haircut pants!"

by grumblefish October 3, 2007

two man saw

Two man saw refers to when 2 men engage a woman in a sexual act. She gives oral while receiving a man's genitalia from behind. Thus, resembling a two man saw.

You'll never guess what happened last night! My buddy Ron and I took a chick a home and executed a team two man saw!

by Ronald Lee Riley February 26, 2017