Jordan

He's very shy and quiet at first, but once you truly get to know him, he is the definition of thoughtful, caring, loving, and gentle. He's a bit of a nerd but is very observant and incredibly smart, especially in math. He might seem pretty boring and bland in the beginning, and it takes a long time for him to open up, but once he does, he has an adorable personality that will make you love him.

"Who got 100 on their geometry test again?"
"That was probably Jordan."

by shesaywhat May 26, 2025

Jordan

A n word for white ppl don’t use it tho

Hey Jordan

Shut up nigg-

by m0ranaa April 8, 2021

she's Jordan

A female whos tall

my boy was talking to this girl and he introduced her to me and I told him she's Jordan.

by she's Jordan February 24, 2025

Jordan

Junkie-fein

Jordan - Is just the typical junkie who just loves slapping those machines

by Optimusprimeo June 13, 2018

Jordan

A total dick face who doesn’t know how to act and doesn’t know what he wants.

“Man Jordan is SUCH a dick!”
“I know right?”

by IHaveABoyfriendThankYou May 17, 2018

jordan rain

Prostitute who will work for anal.

"Man I wish I had a jordan rain"

by sukdeeznuts December 4, 2015

Jordan

Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.

"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"

by Ptvdavis September 1, 2020