Dirty stein

When ya wanna finger a chick hard but u are weak and all u have are muffins for hands

Went to get my girlfriend off but dirty stein reappeared again

by Beautifulhelmet April 14, 2020

Dirty Mea

When a hex bug climbs up a woman’s pussy and takes a fat shit, the shit then absorbs in the pussy walls and turns the woman into a hex bug penis

Where Stacy go?

Idk I was hanging out with here and I think a dirty mea happened.

by Mr. Definition69420103 April 15, 2020

Dirty Zim

When you have a sexual fantasy to have sexual intercourse with an alien or in outer space.

“I just did a Dirty Zim with a hot cosplay chick”

by Time_chey April 22, 2020

Dirty Cano

Receiving oral sex immediately after a strenuous day of labor resulting in swamp nuts.

"Hey Amy, how was dinner with Ernest?"

"Ugh...he worked a 12 hr day, didn't wash up, and still asked for a blowjob!"

"Damn girl, sounds like you got a dirty cano!"

by Slammer96 May 16, 2014

Dirty Mole

When a person inserts two hamsters of different colours into the rectum and then sits down and watches an episode of game of thrones, once the episode is finished the person lays down and points their ass in the air and the first hamster to emerge is crowned the dirty mole. Bets can be placed on this activity.

After a few drinks at a party James decided to play Dirty Mole, We all placed bets and it was the best 30th birthday party I’ve ever been too

by JLC83 April 8, 2020

Dirty Ewan

The act of licking the toilet bowl after a close family friend/related individual finishes after a large shit. Often caught hiding behind the bathroom door and sneaking his way in.

Last night I pulled a dirty ewan, my hot family friend finished and I licked that stuff up.

by sexynoncecharlie December 27, 2021

Dirty Thermometer

(Termometro sporco) The sexual act of going from anal insertion to oral insertion while climaxing.

It took some convincing but in no time at all I was giving her the Dirty Thermometer

by Jo Nathan "Girl Pants" Millner March 12, 2015