monkey dicking

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.

Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".

by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017

bouquet of dicks

Reference to receiving bad news or a problem issue brought to you. Some one else's mistake becomes yours to fix.

My mechanic called with a "bouquet of dicks" telling me it's the transmission that's shot.

by brickeycrow November 6, 2017

dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

Dick for daycare

When you're with a chick that's crazy, but she watches your kid while you're at work. The sex is great, so you don't feel the need to go to your backup plan just yet.

Similar to a Bangmaid

Guy 1- "Why are you still with that crazy bitch?"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"

by Roscoe Moist December 3, 2016

oatmeal dicks

why on gods green earth would you so even thing or possibly search this

why would you search oatmeal dicks

by gidZ5 October 24, 2019

Sprinkler Dick

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.

Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.

by RJH2 December 3, 2016

Depression Dick

When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.

Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."

by NotARealPerson2 December 6, 2018