turkey sandwich

Running up to someone and acting like you are going to punch them in the balls while having a friend take a picture of their reaction to your "punch". (do not actually punch them).

Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"

by Rhynocio October 21, 2012

Jelly Sandwich

Jealousy. Hating. related to being jelly as in "are you jelly?"

Did someone have a Jelly Sandwich?

by word_g33k March 14, 2016

south sandwich islands

a volcanic island chain that is southeast of the falkland islands.

I took a trip to the South Sandwich Islands.

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

Ted Danson (Sandwich)

A deli sandwich made up of the following ingredients:

1. Turkey
2. Sauerkraut
3. Swiss Cheese
4. Russian Dressing

all on Rye bread

(at Joe's Deli)

Barry: What are you getting, Ken? I'm getting a matzo ball soup.
Ken: That sounds good, but I think I'm just gonna get a TED DANSON (SANDWICH)

by deliman007 August 2, 2011

east sandwich, ma

the eastern side of sandwich, a fucked up town in cape cod, ma. known as the "cool side" of town. most of the smart kids in sandwich live here, life quality is not as fucked up as other parts of sandwich, and the beaches are purty. sandwich in general is a town composed of 80% sandwich sluts and dumbasses. druggies mixed in that group. 10% dropouts or dead from disease kids and 10% kids with a future who go to private schools and may be something someday.

who's that new kid?

dunno, but he must be pretty smart

why?

he lives in east sandwich, ma

by sandwichchick January 4, 2010

Wu-tang Sandwich

The holy grail of poor college kid breakfasts. Apple butter slathered between 2 microwaved waffles. Variations can be made adding anything else that can be found in the pantry/fridge (ex. Ice cream.)

Yo' Jew Nose, make me up a Wu-tang sandwich. That shit's the balls and the taint.

by Da Jew Nose January 14, 2008

Penis-Butter Sandwich

A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.

Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.

by sixtyfps March 6, 2009