Piss Crapsian

When fans of the musical group known as "Phish" dislike the band playing Prince Caspian live, they call it "Piss Crapsian"

Dude, they just had to play "Piss Crapsian" to close the 1st set. So yeah man, I just went to get in line early for a PBR.

by VTHomeslice July 9, 2012

turtle piss

the last drink of your beer that turns too warm to drink that you pour out

Dude I had to drink turtle piss because I didn’t want to look like a bitch not finishing my beer

by South central Prodigy May 24, 2018

Piss sponge

Pube hairs on or around the vaginal region. These hairs tend to soak up as much or more piss than the tissue used to wipe with. The more dense and pronounced the greater the sponging capabilities.

Note: men can also experience this phenomenon around their genitalia.

I was going to go down on Suzy but the pungent odor of her piss sponge made me reconsider.

by Poot there it is!!! June 21, 2022

piss and punk

Marine Corps jargon for bread and water -- food and drink served in the Brig.

That screw-up is getting piss and punk in the brig.

by barber of seville June 24, 2018

Kindy Pissing

The act of urinating with your pants around your ankles

We caught Matt in the middle of the night kindy pissing in the corner of the room the grub

by Ajfades June 19, 2021

Russian Piss

when you accidentally drink vodka instead of water

dude the other night I accidentally Russian pissed- i was DD

by Z412 July 14, 2019

throne-piss

To urinate while sitting down. (exclusive to males)

This is usually done to greatly reduce the chance of embarrassment caused by wet patches, splashback, dripping, excessive sound and other problems that can occur while a man urinates in the conventional upright position. (also recognized as an effective side bowl method)
Most commonly performed in high-intimacy social situations such as dates. However recently, many men have adopted this style as common practice and standard etiquette. (see throne-pisser)

The most common method is to sit far rear on the seat, and to point the penis downwards into the concave of the bowl using the index and middle fingers to apply pressure to the top the shaft.

While it is sometimes thought of as simple, finding the perfect balance of direction and pressure according to the unique shape and material of the bowl has been regarded by men as an art form, requiring a delicate touch and intense self control.

"On my date last night I was so nervous that i decided to throne piss, and it turned out just fine!"

A: "Dude, I didn't hear you pissing just then."
B: "That's coz I was throne-pissing bro!"
A: "Holy shit, I do that too!"

by theoriginalfugmo November 27, 2013