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Married By Facebook

Persons of the same or opposite sex or Facebook itself come into a technological binding agreement that confirms marriage.
That ring means nothing until you have updated your status to let your friends know that you have been Married by Facebook.

Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.

Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded
by c-hat-e August 5, 2012
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Facebook Moment

An event in which somebody nearby had a camera phone, captured a unique and most often embarrassing moment and then promptly uploaded it to their Facebook profile.
Example: Your best friend passed out at a party, so everyone decided to draw pictures on his face and wrap him in saran wrap. Being the good friend that you are, you captured that Facebook Moment by snapping a photo of him on your camera phone and then posted it on your Facebook profile long before your friend woke up.
by figmooh May 22, 2010
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facebook hassler

one who continuously hassles, annoys or bothers others to post pictures, videos, etc. onto facebook until he or she does so.
Louis "Can you put those pictures up from tonight?"

Betsy "Louis, I will, I'm not in the mood today."

next day...

Louis "Betsy are you gonna post those pictures today?"

Betsy "Louis stop being such a facebook hassler, i'll do it eventually."
by Ballzy Anna Rad December 18, 2008
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Facebook Popcorn

Getting chatted at in facebook chat by several people at once, or by one really talkative person, causing a barrage of popping noises from your computer.
I was trying to sleep, but my roommate was making Facebook Popcorn.
by NoMoreTrolls October 13, 2010
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Stoopid Facebook

Stoopid Facebook is a term to be used when Facebook messes up and you feel the need to insult it.
"I didn't get your message!"
"I sent it! Stoopid Facebook."
by Brittany'Roo Brooks September 12, 2011
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facebook stalking

A talent not unique to but certainly heightened within teen college girls. This skill manifests itself in having the unwavering patience to tear through every corner of a facebook profile, page, timeline, and post. Culprits are usually caught by the often paired attribute of "liking" absolutely everything.
"What happened to Abe?"

"We had to have an intervention because she was facebook stalking again"

"how bad was it?"

"86 likes"

That one person who actually reads Facebook's ToS
by MCCraven February 5, 2013
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facebook revalation

Finally recognizing in person a facebook friend. When it clicks that the person you just saw walking by you is indeed that facebook friend you have never met.
Walking down the hall she had a facebook revalation that random girl who always likes her pictures and realized it was indeed shannon.
by awesomecowgirl16 September 13, 2011
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