Penny Finger

N. The darkish residue left on the finger tips after counting pennies

Person 1 "DUDE WHAT THE HELL YOUR LEAVING FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER THE PLACE!"
Person 2 "Sorry i got penny fingers"

by Dupuis May 20, 2013

Pieter Fingers

Having shit on your fingers after sticking them in a girl's or guy's ass while having sex with them.

While he was banging the chick, she told him to shove his fingers in her ass. Afterwards, he had Pieter Fingers

by Shagginwaggin November 19, 2013

Smelly finger

A good oul fingering

Shane Glynn got the smelly finger

by Kidrock27383 June 18, 2018

finger jockey

A person who after inserting their finger in an anus, genital area or otherwise offensive odor producing area, whipes said finger in random places to transfer the smell. Similar to a stink palm but smaller.

Tom was a total finger jockey. I could smell his girl friend's vagina on the door handle.

by hgeer3 June 3, 2010

rain fingers

A dance where you put your two hands in front of your face, palms facing you, then simulate rain falling in front of you with your fingers, because fresh house music is raining all over you.

That house song was so fresh, I had to break out the rain fingers. It was raining fresh house music!

by dance armstrong October 30, 2012

Finger Pussy

Finger Pussy: When two people combine their hands in a praying cross figure and open one side, Each participant has their own view.

Example: put your hands together palms touching, all of your fingers should be touching. Now make Spok hands as in seperate the ring and middle fingers, and insert into a partners hands who's also are in the same position as yours. making the + shape. Now slightly open your hands and take a peek at your finger pussy..

John: hey Suzanne wanna see my finger pussy?"
Suzanne: "Fuck you Frank."
<blamm lawsuit.>> lol

NOW GO PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS..!!

example is do it with a friend and see for yourself your very own Finger Pussy

by truMichael January 23, 2014

Captain Fingers

A certain proctologist who has a secret identity, captain fingers, by night. He uses his extraordinary finger powers to give criminals a prostate exam until they give up. His only weakness is women and gay males.

Guy 1: I went to see my proctologist yesterday and he screamed "CAPTAIN FINGERS!" Before he preformed my exam.

Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?

Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.

by MrPants September 5, 2012