fat-tarded

1.to be so fucking fat it physically squeeses all the smartness out of your skull making you retarded.

2. a person who is not only grotesquely and ginormously over weight but is stupid too

like a sausage

Logan is a fat-tarded fuck

by Juke Box Larry January 28, 2004

fat quad

a fat quad is a quarter ounce of bud...instead of just 7 grams its 7.5 or 8 grams

Man this some good shit its 45 bucks for a fat quad

by Wes smith July 5, 2006

Fat Cock

My current girlfriend said that she dated Shroud from the way back, she said that he has a fat cock. I broke up with her, because I can't fill that "hole", I cannot carryout the thought that my dick has to go through such underground chamber, the size is comparable to the Hang Son Doong, (the largest cave in the world) but bigger...

Word on the street that shroud has a fat cock. Rain drop. Drop top. Shrouds fat cock.

by Nigward483 April 15, 2019

Fat Ben

Fat Ben is the extremely fat guy in the movie Fat Ben (1987). He lives a life of rejection and dies a virgin, however when he is reborn as an unfat person he turns out to be homosexual and lives another life of rejection but not so much virginity.

Fat Ben spent all his money on a Burger.

by guerilla_gorilla May 22, 2009

Fat Ass

Someone with a very wide region for their ass to occupy in the world. They are usally made fun of their big ass

ass
region

"Hey Fat Ass! Don't down, your big ass might break it!"

by UrbanTeen May 3, 2006

fat joe

obese chimpmunk looking boy who thinks his ninja skills are kick ass and sees himself as a major hottie

yo man im so fly all da laydiez wanna piece of diz im crescent

by k-money January 8, 2005

fat log

1. A big dump.
2. A big black dick

1. I just let a fat log loose. It's too big to flush down!
2. I want to give that little girl a taste of my fat log.

by Darren Janste January 11, 2009