meat buddy

A process of gathering a minimum of 5 of your male friends together and placing capacious amounts of meats in each others mouths.

Dr. Dic insisted we had a meat buddy party eventho it was a family night.

by Swivel mi timbers August 19, 2023

Fuck a buddy

It's the lowest thing an Alpha-Male can do. "Fuck a buddy" is a type of person that does whatever is necessary to ruin a pal's plans or do something bad to a friend.

X: yo dude i just came from Llamar's party man.
Y: Llamar, the guy that is nice to everybody?
X: yeah man
Y: so what did you do?
X: he got in a dorm with a girl and i waited until i heard fuck-noises.
Y: don't tell me you...
X: THAT'S RIGHT, I COCKBLOCKED THE MOTHERFUCKER
Y: dude don't be the "fuck a buddy" docuhe...

by YOOJSIMPSONGRABTHEWHEEL January 10, 2017

Crackhead buddy

She has big head, but super funny. Her dog has crusty ass noes like her owners elbows

Hey look it’s a crackhead buddy in a Honda

by Erik the FUCKboy April 23, 2020

nutty buddy

When you ejecukate in someone or something’s ass and semen is dripping out of it

Gave my pal Frank a nutty buddy for his birthday, really lightened the mood

by nutterbutterboy April 9, 2022

Pancake buddy

The person you have common sex with also can be someone who you are good friends with that you like but they don’t like you

Person 1: Me and Alanys are pancake buddy’s

Person 2: that’s tuff so she doesn’t like you or do you guys fuck

by Your one & only Alanys Vargas February 17, 2020

bus stop buddy

An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.

(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!

by teilhardo September 5, 2016

Muddy Buddy

When a woman (or man) shits on your nuts during anal

Jessica’s dirty, she gave me a muddy buddy. I can’t lie I kind of liked it;)

by joegarc1 February 14, 2023