Diamond Life

Diamond is a clothing company that is especially popular in the U.S.

Diamond life is when somebody wheres exclusively diamond clothing

people who wear diamond usually have "swag"

Guy 1: "Dude is that a new diamond crew neck?"
Guy 2: "ya"
Guy 1: "oh, so i guess you're diamond life now"
Guy 2: "ya I got mad swag"

by MARIOFRANCOLIKESCHICKENS December 12, 2013

Life Abortion

Life Abortion

- 1 part Tequila
- 1 part Sloe Gin
- 1 part Malibu
- 1 part Absolut Mandarin
- 1/2 part O.J.

Directions:
Make in batch serve as shots.

Result:
You get crunk.

Occasion:
Weddings, Bachelor/Bachelorette, or any other festivity that will end your life.

Went to the bar for my cousins bachelor party and we drank Life Abortions© all night.

by c0ck r0cka October 24, 2008

Life orgasm

When you think of an idea (usually when high) that brings extreme joy and pleasure, but only lasts as long as you can keep it.

*After blunt

Ross: Yeah dog that blunt was tight, so what are we doin' tomorrow?

Matt: Ohhh EAhah.... Dude! I just remembered we were snowboarding tomorrow! Totally just had a life orgasm

by Hola4Tola January 4, 2011

my life

sadness lots and lots of sadness

my life= lots and lots of sadness
person 1: hey hows life
person 2: sadness lots and lots of sadness
person 1: cool!

by hingadowshow December 4, 2018

my [life]

an endless spiral of memes

my life

by cohenPirate June 25, 2018

Your life

...

Your life: This word doesn't exist

by help_i_need_a_damn_USERNAME September 16, 2019

Life-Rape

When someone from your past inappropriatly intrudes on your present life by contacting you over Facebook, grilling you, then are never heard from again.

"Do you remember that guy Jon? He life-raped me last week,"

"Loser."

"Yup."

facebook face rape

by Monkey Shelita August 21, 2010