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Rock matt

A slim and homosexual boy who insists upon the fact that he is strait and funny, though most know he is not, and he is really a faggot. Believed to be found at Rock University very often. He takes it up the ass much too often.
Dammit, we play Rock University today. There is sure to be a Rock matt at the game.
by Tuck fexas April 11, 2011
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Road Rock

Rock music that's great for when you're on the driving on the road, or on a long road trip.
96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY is a great example of Road Rock
by hevymetl March 16, 2008
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Dumb as rocks

Referring to someone that has no intelligence. No common sense. Someone who is just dumb, as rocks have no intelligence.
Neil: Dude you gotta check out this new car I got!!
Bob: What kind of car did you get??
Neil: A black one, it's awesome.
Bob: (thinks to himself; "this dude is dumb as rocks.")
by cpetkunas June 30, 2020
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tantrum rock

A subcategory of modern rock distinguishable by its combined use of: 1. wailing or shrieky lead vocals; 2. Large-group choral chanting; 3. march-cadence drum riffs; 4. lyrics expressing frustrated dissatisfaction, i.e. pouting. Examples include popular artists like AFI, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, Muse, Against Me!, Jimmy Eat World, Panic at the Disco, and similar organizations of emotionally charged band-fags.
"OMG, I wish they would stop playing tantrum rock on the jukebox, because they all sing badly along with it!"
by Tijuana Hitthat September 15, 2014
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rock heart

1. n. A person usually with a heart wired into the cosmos through musical vibrations, beyond time, beyond space, beyond death.

2. v. Phrase usually said to a musician of talent and virtue by a special lady friend before a rock concert.
3. Name of the guitar playing Care Bear.
She's more than a brick house, she's a rock heart.
Rock Heart man!

Rock Heart Bear has the most groupies?
by eros@breaky February 6, 2010
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Dada Rock

A musical genre created by the aesthetic entity 'Univore,' with the completion of their debut album "Casale Project," in August of 2010. Much like the Dada art movement that began in Zurich, Switzerland, during World War I and peaked from 1916 to 1922, it's purpose is to ridicule what it's participants considered to be the meaninglessness of the modern world, while using the artistic mediums of music, literature, graphic design, and video to convey this message.
"Champagne Taste" has a real 'Dada Rock' sound.
Holy shit, this 'Dada Rock,' won't stop.
by Univore February 24, 2011
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blog rocks

Posting attacks, lies, rumors, innuendo, maybe even a truth (so rare!) in a comment to a blog while hiding behind the cowardly skirts of the anonymous username.
John blogged: I was at this bar to have some dinner and a few beers when this bouncer tried to get me to pay to watch a televised fight I wasn't there to see

anonymous commented: John, you know you're nothing but a belligerent drunk and I can't even count the number of times I've seen you get loud and obnoxious at this bar

ohdonna commented: Yo, anonymous dude, if you're gonna hurl blog rocks the least you can do is be a real man or woman and get a damn username!
by ohdonna December 12, 2008
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