UPS 2nd Day Air

A ruse designed to fool UPS customers into believing that a jet airplane will be utilized to help deliver their package in two days when in actuality, a semi-truck is utilized most of the time, causing late deliveries to occur.

What a rip, I paid fifteen bucks extra for UPS 2nd Day Air and UPS took 4 days to deliver my package!

by That70sGuy April 8, 2017

white air force energy

a cowered who hid's and lets his men do his dirty work

example Orochimaru and gato of naruto have a shit load of white air force energy

by yes:no September 25, 2023

the warm air weasel of doom

A Fart of gas to the 12th power of boom-bigger-te.

the warm air weasel of doom is what all farts run from.

by andand October 29, 2006

North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon

The act of sitting on a female's lap, then passing gas; causing the vagina to fill with "hot air." To "deflate the balloon," the female must abruptly stand, causing a mucky, ass-polluted queef to issue forth from her crotch, most commonly directed toward the male's face.

Last night, when Sasha was reading on the couch, I totally snuck up on her and gave her a North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon.

by FrothyRothy May 31, 2010

hot air balloon ride

Person lies on their back, the woman straddles the face creating a seal between the labia and the mouth. the person on the bottom blows into the woman to "inflate" the uterus. The woman grabs two hand-fulls of hair (the basket) and holds on for the balloon ride.

"Dude, i was trying to give a 'hot air balloon ride' and I got a mouth full of blow back."

by Elrond Driscoll February 4, 2009

Throw your doves in the air

A phrase used by 50 cent, and all black 'gangsta' rappers. It means to throw your hands in the air in an act of appreication. I know I spelt appreication wrong, but this is an urban dictionary, not an oxford one.

"Yo, yo, yo home boi! Throw your doves in the air foo'!"

by Matt Watson October 18, 2004

earth, fire, water, air (lays)

A funny meme which plays on the air to potato chip ratio of a packet of Lays potato chips. Many people have criticised Lays for the lack of actual chips in their packets (70% air, 30% actual potato chips) So, the person behind this did a pretty good job portraying this.

Avatar: Earth, Fire, Water, Air!
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Wait! Maybe you should whisper Lays after you've said that!
Avatar: What the hell is that?
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: It's a very funny meme. It's based on the fact that Lays scams us by giving us 70% air and 30% actual potato chips in a packet.
Avatar: Come on, that's stupid.
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Boy, if you wanted to get fired that easily, you just could've asked...
Avatar: N..n..no! Please! Oh, I'll do it!
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: That's the spirit! Now, action!
Avatar: earth, fire, water, air (lays)
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Perfect!

by LemonSucker99 February 27, 2017