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Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.
In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.
by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009
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bus muffin

"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.
"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"

"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."
by cavefish April 20, 2009
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I'm taking the bus

Gay "code" for saying you're about to go and get sodomized.
Where you going?

I'm taking the bus

Well alright, be careful son
by AJiwnl September 18, 2023
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Bus Driver

Dumping a load in somebody’s ass. They’re now transporting an ass load of kids.
Man, last night I turned my girl over and finished in her ass. Turned her into a bus driver!
by Navydoc23 January 24, 2025
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money talks and bullshit takes the bus

It is the same as Money talks and bullshit walks, but this phrase was said by Leonardo Di Caprio in the movie The wolf of Wall Street
People with a lot of resources accomplish things, the others take the bus and do nothing or little.

One guy says Hey I did that mega deal working at night : money talks and bullshit takes the bus
by Ernie58 August 4, 2017
mugGet the money talks and bullshit takes the busmug.

Bus Stop Shawty

I was rolling down the ave and seen this bad ass bus stop shawty!
by Slim💋 May 12, 2016
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