sea penis

The foam noodle used for fun and general horseplay in pools or other bodies

Ex.: "Let go of my sea penis!"

by Eljimperor February 14, 2014

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Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it

My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time

by Jeffery Epstein July 4, 2021

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Penis tweet

An esoteric tweet, usually about niche fandom drama, to which the average reader doesn't have enough context to understand, nor is it provided by the tweet itself.

User 1: In my opinion, the latest controversy around what Dinklebob thrust upon the ecosystem in the Tittythink award fandom has left us in cock shock. We should all normalize decent hips to avoid this transpiring in the future.

User 2: penis tweet

by FamilyGuyForever420 July 17, 2023

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penis parmagiana

When a man partakes in sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, does not wash his penis for three or more days, and the woman proceeds to suck the dried fermented crust off of his penis whilst performing oral sex.

when it comes to the ultimate in fine dining, there's no going past a penis parmagiana

by padrico sanchez April 22, 2014

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penis puppetiering

Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!

OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!

by Vendetta Fist February 15, 2017

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