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mandy crush saga

when you mix cocaine and mdma into a line and snort it during a full moon weekend and you are your mates go on a skitz mission
'what's everyone doing this weekend?'
'wanna play mandy crush saga?'
NEW CHALLENGER ENTERS.
by sibri8 July 23, 2017
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On the 7th of May, you have to tell your crush you like them. They might say yes. Plus the worst they can say is no, and rejection is a great way to learn that you don't need a goth gf. Or anyone who is toxic or just a bad person you deserve better. If they say no its okay. There's more fish in the sea.
*male one, walks up to girl* did you hear that John got rejected by Bethany. On National, tell your crush you like them day.*woman* on my god really. Well I guess that's nice of her not to be an ass about it since John is pretty sensitive. *male* also i like you. *woman* reallyyyyyy! On my gosh! *gives really cute eye stare* I like you to! Your such a great friend to have. Oh can I tell you about this boy I like? He works at a cat cafe. *male. Really disappointed, thinking well i told her and im friend zoned. That's okay I guess..... gives forced smile* oh really go on.
by Itsamebobvy October 13, 2025
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Crush

Someone who you can't keep your mind. Someone (typically) that you know and see often (could also be a celebrity though). You find yourself wondering if they are thinking about you as well and whenever you get a massive you hope it's them, you just want any excuse to talk to them
Me: I hate having a crush on him, he just wants to be friends!!!
by Yolo_motherfuckers June 11, 2022
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crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. If you're guilty you have a crush, if you're innocent you don't. Evidence such as photos video or audio recording can also be used against the suspect.
Person 1: I just got sent to crush court!
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.
by AppleEater321123 April 14, 2024
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Crush Slut

A person who has
1) multiple crushes all at the same time
2) a new crush constantly
1)
Person A: "Damn, I used be such a crush slut."
Person B: "Really?"
Person A: "Yeah, at one point I had 9 crushes at once."
Person B:
Person B: "WTF."

2)
Person A: "As Hozier says, I fall in love just a little ol' little bit every day with someone new."
Person B: "So in other words, you're a crush slut."
Person A: "Yep."
by SJH67 July 9, 2018
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Crush

Sounds while biting.
People : Crash crush crash crush, itu tugas lo numpuk.
by Unknown_120 November 25, 2021
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crush cash

Money kept for the sole aim of impressing or buying stuff for a crush.
'' Get me some tenners,man ''
" Nah,the bills on me are crush cashed."
by colt ace July 4, 2018
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