Dick

Another word for a Boys penis/pp You know the thing in between boys legs

Lele:...Since I'm quarantined with him nothing else to do then....
Lele:*Asks bf if he wants to have sex*
Jake:Ofc sexy

Jake:oh bb why are u waiting?dont u wanna~
Lele:Ok ok

Jake:*Takes off all her clothes and his*
Lele:*kisses his neck*
Jake:*feels her touch his dick*
Lele:c'mon bb
Jake:puts dick in her mouth*
Lele:mmmmmmmmnnmmmmmm

Jake:*puts dick up her ass*
Lele:*Moans*faster harder daddy
Jake:*post dick up her vagina*
Jake:*goes as hard and fast as he can*
Lele:*Screams*
Jake:Shh or my parents will come
Lele:*moans*
Lele:d-d-daddy s-s-s-stop
Jake:MY PARENTS ARE COMING
Jake:bb hide in the closet!
Lele:gets up*
Lele:*runs*
Jake's parents:Hey baby boy why is there a bra and...Underwear and...why are you so tired looking?
Jake:uhh Well...I went for a long walk!What bra I dont see a bra?
Jake's parents:Hmm...I here moaning?
Jakes parents:*opens the closet*
Lele:AHHHH
Lele:Its not what u think!
Lele:please!!
Jake's parents:YOUR GROUNDED MISTER And go to ur little Sexy Girls house!
Jake:let's go lele
Lele:but-but daddy your bed is so comfy

Jake:there gone I guess we can do it here
Lele:*gets out*
Lele:Faster daddy🥵🥵
Jake:I cant I'm tired I cant anymore and it's been an hour
~14 days later~
Lele:Baby I'm pregnant....
Lele:They said its 10 kids....
Jake:WHAT!?!?!?!

by OofOofOfOofOofUhhhOof April 27, 2020

Dick Faced Ronald

When the Hall Monitor becomes an Alter Boy and tries to become a priest but is turned down because he's too skeevy, that's a Dick Faced Ronald.

Fuck no, I'm not paying Dat. You tell me why I gotta pay extra for bringing my own towels. And, how Dick Faced Ronald even know what towels I be using?

by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022

Dick Nose

A very sexy but odd looking nose

Did you see Lilly’s dick nose

by 🤘🏿🤟🏿👆🏿👇🏿👈🏻🖖🏿👆🏿🤘🏿👆🏿 August 3, 2020

Chick dick

Noun: A penis on a femboy
Adjective: A person who has a dick and acts feminine

“I thought I was dating a girl, turns out to be a huge chick dick

by Pickle guy August 3, 2023

dick hockey

a group of guys playing hockey with their dicks

*in hockey dressing room*
koby * drops towel* “hey guys wanna play dick hockey”

by pussy crust January 29, 2018

sardine dick

When your dick is soft and hard at the same time. Usually after sexual intercourse. Also could be known as "sard" for short.

When I went for round 2, I had to pipe my girl with my awkward flaccid "sardine dick."

by Deffscriber June 12, 2016

Urban dick

When your too lazy to type urban dictionary but you get urban dick instead now you have sophisticated pp's in your areas.

I tried searching urban dic but I got urban dick instead!

by Iwillkillmyselfwithpeanuts September 10, 2020