A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming
Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
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