“Damn Kelly has a fat ass….”Smirked Alex
“Shut up you b!t(h!SHE’S F***ING 15 WHILE YOUR 17!”Shouted Sabrina
“Shut up pancake ass…”Muttered Alex as he slapped her butt
“OW!”Cried Sabrina
“Leave her alone Alex”Sighed Kelly.
“Ok stress balls chest…”Grinned Alex
“Ugh jerk”Said Kelly as she slapped Alex’s pervert face
“Shut up you b!t(h!SHE’S F***ING 15 WHILE YOUR 17!”Shouted Sabrina
“Shut up pancake ass…”Muttered Alex as he slapped her butt
“OW!”Cried Sabrina
“Leave her alone Alex”Sighed Kelly.
“Ok stress balls chest…”Grinned Alex
“Ugh jerk”Said Kelly as she slapped Alex’s pervert face
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A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.
Requirements:
(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI
If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.
Requirements:
(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI
If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
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Get the You're the wart on my ass mug.A celebratory event wherein a lit cigar is put out on a bare ass cheeky one’s friends as a show of camaraderie. Often used to signify great milestones like the birth of one’s child or a wedding.
“What a great bachelor trip! What was your favorite part?”
“Bro it had to be when we Ass-Ashed Mitchell’s left cheek”
“Bro it had to be when we Ass-Ashed Mitchell’s left cheek”
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by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018
Get the ass monkeys mug.Eating ass is another way to say that an individual or group failed miserably, usually in competition with another individual or group.
“I heard you lost the game!”
“Yeah, we ate ass.”
“That sucks, hopefully you don’t eat ass next week too!”
“Yeah, we ate ass.”
“That sucks, hopefully you don’t eat ass next week too!”
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