Dalmatian Dick

A penis with a bloch, large freckle, or discoloration on it from masterbation, hand jobs, or aggressive . The best perni are like the best dogs.

I knew it would be good sex cause he had a Dalmatian dick, he’s defiantly had it around the block.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

dick-lurkin

"To lurk a man in a public place, house party or facebook"

Man, that bitch be dick-lurkin harrd

by Kionna Sweet* February 26, 2011

Dick

A person that looks up dick in the urban dictionary

You are a dick

by f2f hfg October 5, 2017

A Bee's Dick

A small length of mesurement that it comparible to a poftinth

He was a bee's dick away from loosing his v-card

by Karen_Killer69 August 24, 2020

Dick

A male reproductive organ that attracts gay/bisexual males as well — heteronormativity is real and it’s oppressive.

“Hey! You’re gay and I’m gay... may I play with your dick?”

“Of course you can! I used to think that only women were allowed to play with my penis, BUT NOW THAT I’VE REALISED THAT I’M GAY... MEN CAN TOO!!!! Who’s dying, really?”

by Elsa Buttersworth December 5, 2019

Luckier than a sucked dick

Very fortunate, extreme luck, #blessed , fortunate if this is ever how you feel

Boy, you sure are luckier than a sucked dick

by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020

Suck my dick

Girls say it all the time

No, suck my dick

by Bboooommboom March 11, 2020