Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

When someone says something blatnetly obvious.

“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

by Dankshitdotcom December 26, 2017

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)

an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022

Ass Fuck

An annoying little cunt that gets on your nerves constantly, much like a younger sibling. A genuinely retarded being that has no fucking intelligence and is better off dead.

This kid John is such an ass fuck, I hope he burns in hell.

by Milflover69-Jen10 October 26, 2019

Fuck me

Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.

1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!

by sodiesoda November 23, 2021

Fuck

Sexual intercourse between a human and an animal

He fucked a cat! I seen him put his penis in the pussycat vagina.

by nevatrust fuckboys September 14, 2020

Fuck-Uppable

Used most when you view a delectable food that can likely be “fucked up”(eaten aggressively as the taste is beyond good).

This pizza slice lookin real Fuck-Uppable.

by oliverroliveroliver April 6, 2023

Junk Fuck

A person who rides around in an old beat up pick up truck looking through peoples trash for metal scrap to take to the junkyard to exchange for cash.

Junk Fuck: "You got major electrical problems, dude"

Ken: "Who was that guy?":

Brian: "Oh, some Junk Fuck"

by Superood February 18, 2023