bitch-ass kite

The standard quadrilateral flying kite intersected by sticks at its vertices. Known as a "bitch-ass kite" due to its use by young children.

Did you see Jimmy flying his bitch-ass kite?

by nullptr July 25, 2022

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Splash ass is projectile liquid shitting that splashes toilet water back onto your ass. It can be caused by a strong fine diarrhea stream. Or it could take the form of a shotgun blast. Either way it splashes nasty shit water onto your ass.

I was up all night. I got drunk then had taco bell. That shit gave me splash ass.

by guitarman209 October 24, 2020

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Ham-assed

To be treated in an absolutely horrible way without provocation

People living near the eastern border of Israel were were ham-assed on October 7.

by Oldsaneguy January 11, 2024

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ass

Ass means your behind

Boy 1 : BROOOO GET BETTER AT THE GAMEEEE
Boy 2 : SHUT UP, KISS MY ASS

by The One and Only Rizzler June 8, 2023

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Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024

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