gem and two quarts

absolutely amazing individual or article thing. no question beyond a shadow of a doubt, the impressiveness of this certain specimen.

"this picture is a gem and two quarts!!"

"you're a gem, a gem and two quarts!"

by MandyBoj January 8, 2009

Two miles away

That's how far away Beccy the hot single mum is, and she wants you.

BECCY (HOT, SINGLE, HORNY) IS TWO MILES AWAY? CLICK HERE TO KNOW MORE

by TeddyTheMalewife June 12, 2022

Couple two tree

Used across the entire midwest and parts of the northeast, it's a way for someone to say "a few" but add more ambiguity so as not to be held accountable for any specific amount. The "tree" indicates an alternate pronunciation for the word "three" thanks to language influences from the Italians, Irish, and Germans in the United States.

I had a couple two tree beers at the bar no big deal.

by HunterQT December 20, 2021

Ghetto Two-Tone

A car that is mostly painted one color but has body panels of another color. Mostly seen on cars that were involved in accidents but the owners were too poor to buy a new car.

That car has a Ghetto Two-Tone paintjob

by notspeedkills September 5, 2011

two dalla holla

When you waste your money for a hit or two of that shitty weed your friend got and you dont have enough money for an eight.

Hey man you gimme a two dalla holla!

by Dont worry bout it January 7, 2003

two inch tornado

An abnormally sized male penis, reaching the length of 2 inches. It trumps the half inch disaster and one inch wonder. It will never touch the quarter inch teensy mc small small.

Man, his two inch tornado blew everyone away.

by Shaun9876 January 31, 2014

Two Four

Tight cliq/crew. Similar to WU Tang

You on Two Four? Hell naw them niggaz is tight I aint cool enough.

by Method Man June 25, 2003