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Porn hands

1.)To have hands that could be used in porn, namely involving hand jobs or fingering.

2.)To have the hands of the tuba-playing Marie.
Bruce:Dude, Marie has some serious porn hands!
Jason: Porn hands? What are they and what are they used for?
Bruce: Why don't you ask her yourself, she's totally showing off.
by 11001001 June 30, 2005
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Child Porn

Hey Check out this Child Porn!
No, I'll stick to my Hentai, is legal, and much more entertaining!
by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006
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scat porn

A type of porn in which an individual poops on another individual or poops in their hand and rubs it on themselves or another person, or both with the intent to arouse the other person or themselves, or both.
Guy 1: “Yo have you ever watched scat porn?”
Guy 2: “Oh yeah! Like where they shit on each other?”
Guy 1: “Yeah!”
Guy 2: “Oh hell yeah dude, that shit is hot as fuck!”
by ejh123 May 18, 2019
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porn twack

To take your 2 fingers and smack somebodys nipple with them.
by B-Unit October 13, 2003
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vape porn

Vapeporn
Vape porn is the act of showing your personalised electronic cigarette to the vaping community so that it can be appreciated. It is in no way smut or vulgar and is often done by publishing photos on the internet.
Show us your Vape Porn! Thats a real sweet Jedy Mod you have got there!

electro-sigarette.com/blog/other-ecigarette-news/vapeporn/
by Ecigaretteninja November 21, 2013
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Grumble Porn

a combination of the sickest, most disgusting porn

an example of grumble porn is:
a still born male siamese horse with it's head up with mother's arse being shat on, with a male old midget bum fucking it whilst spank the horse with a whip
"Haha, Jack's into Grumble Porn!"
by Dan July 13, 2003
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shit-porn

1) Pornography containing fecal matter.
2) Offensive word that originated in Granite Hills High School, San Diego by Jay, Matt, and Mario.
Matt: Dude, let's look us up some Shit-porn!
or
Mario: Dude, did you see that kid who just walked by?
Jay: Yeah, dude. he's such a fucking shit-porn.
by Jay Slaughter December 31, 2007
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