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Beetle Jews

Crazy fans of the Beetlejews movies.
Not only do they watch the movies, but they also stream them so they can be more popular.
Beetlejews is watched and streamed by the Beetle Jews.
by gregben November 20, 2023
mugGet the Beetle Jewsmug.

jew to loser

To start bullying a woman even though you were innocent at first
Man, that big guy went from jew to loser.
by Thegamerblocky June 7, 2023
mugGet the jew to losermug.

Jew jitsu

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.
Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'
by bushlight December 28, 2018
mugGet the Jew jitsumug.

Jewely

The definition of everything beautiful, funny, and outgoing. Yes they are messed up in the head but it makes them such better company.
Jewely is my shawty.
by HaroldGregoryVII November 21, 2021
mugGet the Jewelymug.

Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.
Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.
by anonymous March 25, 2024
mugGet the Jews Lawmug.

The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022
mugGet the The Jew Mealmug.

hey jew

a massive hit by paul mccartstein and the bagels in the 60s
hey murray , you hear that new song by the bagles hey jew? oy vey what a hook. i cant get it out of my head
by burbman1969 August 29, 2022
mugGet the hey jewmug.

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