Like a fuck buddy except this person isn't your buddy in any way shape or form. You have nothing but contempt, loathing and disgust for each other as people. Yet you call them or receive a text from them every time you're lonely or they're horny and you get it on. There will be no talking, except to trade insults. You will have no need to discuss "keeping this a secret" as you're both too ashamed to reveal this to anyone.
Ex's, long term partners and co workers can all become Fuck Nemeses.
Ex's, long term partners and co workers can all become Fuck Nemeses.
"Dear Diary,
I felt sad and lonely so I called Clive to come over and we had sex, after he called me a fat bitch. Oh, I need a boyfriend, not a fuck nemesis."
"Can't be bothered to try and pull or be nice to anyone. Time to call my fuck nemesis"
I felt sad and lonely so I called Clive to come over and we had sex, after he called me a fat bitch. Oh, I need a boyfriend, not a fuck nemesis."
"Can't be bothered to try and pull or be nice to anyone. Time to call my fuck nemesis"
by MagickDio February 18, 2010
Get the Fuck Nemesismug. A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.
A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !
by zguy September 26, 2009
Get the Fucking Machinemug. When a moment becomes overly embarrassing, discomforting or inconvenient for all involved in the moment, except for the person being awkward, as they are unaware of their loserness qualities.
When this moment occurs, in particular in Perth at Uni Games, you are entitled to say the phrase "Awkward. As. Fuck. " You are also allowed to abbreviate this to AAF, so the perpetrator does not know you are referring to them as the person being Awkward as fuck.
When this moment occurs, in particular in Perth at Uni Games, you are entitled to say the phrase "Awkward. As. Fuck. " You are also allowed to abbreviate this to AAF, so the perpetrator does not know you are referring to them as the person being Awkward as fuck.
Walking into your hotel room and your roommate is lying there naked with a hand towel over his groinal area. "Zac, WTF are you doing! Umm.... awkward as fuck"
by phildo22 November 1, 2010
Get the awkward as fuckmug. The act of pushing the butt cheeks together and having sex with them without penetration. (must have a descent ass)
"She said she wasn't down for anal so I just pushed that ghetto booty together and went to town Cheek Fucking her."
by J G van Gass August 2, 2008
Get the Cheek Fuckingmug. by OBESE PERSON October 16, 2020
Get the fucking offmug. When you order a large order of fries at a fast food restaurant, but receive a small order of fries instead. Also applies when you order a burger and fries, but only receive the burger.
by Phoenix706 June 21, 2010
Get the fry fuckmug. Similar to dine and dash, fucking and dashing is the act of having sex with a prostitute and skipping out on the bill. The legality of this act is in question because one is not technically paying for sex, but at the same time they are committing theft of services.
James: Yeah, after we finished up, I realized I didn't have my wallet on me, so I pulled a fuck and dash.
Jordan: This is why you gotta charge in advance if you're hookin', man.
Jordan: This is why you gotta charge in advance if you're hookin', man.
by Cosimo de Deliciae March 1, 2010
Get the fuck and dashmug.