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Fire nut

A Fire Nut is the act of rubbing gasoline on the tip of the male genitalia and as he ejaculates he lights the tip of his cock and a burst of spewing flames exits the urethra. The name is self explanatory and is often performed as a form of sexual pleasure.
Guy 1: I obliterated my girlfriends face last night with a Fire Nut.

Guy 2: Is she okay man i hear Fire Nuts are pretty dangerous?
by SlimmAl May 10, 2020
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Nut plunger

When the water level in a toilet is extremely high, so high in fact, when you sit down to take a dump you nuts get wet.
Guy 1: "Why are your pants wet?"
Guy 2: " Fuck, that toilet in the Wal-Mart was a nut plunger!"
by Sir Wetpants April 30, 2010
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J-nut

An amazing person. If you're friend is amazing, this is what you would use as their nickname.
-Hey J-nut! I just nutted!
by Helhai June 15, 2021
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Nut Coma

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!

Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
by Richard Kessler January 11, 2018
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Nut Topping

The act of placing one's testicles firmly between someone else's breasts, or "topping" the breasts with the "nuts".
Person 1 - "I feel like our sex life has become repetitive, and I want to try something new "
Person 2 - "I've always wanted to try 'nut topping'. It sounds like it would be fun!"
by yak the snak March 19, 2017
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Nut tray

Any girl that you use only for sex. She doesn't mean anything to you, you just nut then leave. Nut trays tend to not be the most beautiful girls, because they are easier to smash then leave.
Friend 1: yo I need pussy, but none of these bitches that good bruh
Friend 2: fuck it, just get you a nut tray
by wakeandbakeandeatcake July 10, 2018
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imperial nuts

Boy: wanna suck my imperial nuts
Girl: yes please
by Normal British child August 25, 2020
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