When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
Get the dutch glove triggermug. When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act
Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.
by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025
Get the Dutch oven turkeymug. Von Dutch is the beautiful song by written and produced by charli xcx, it comes with two different remixes one starring Addison Rae.
Stanley: hey how’s your day going?
Richard: eh it’s alright
Gay twink: Von Dutch cult classic but I still pop, pop the lv cases watch me do a little globe trot
Richard: eh it’s alright
Gay twink: Von Dutch cult classic but I still pop, pop the lv cases watch me do a little globe trot
by Lv cases April 29, 2024
Get the Von dutchmug. The act of wearing a hoodie (zip or pull over) while sitting on the toilet and taking a shit, so that the gases rise into, and steep in side the hoodie, then releasing the smell into the person
by Miniguy129 January 22, 2016
Get the Dutch Chimneymug. Typically someone with a big head and flabby butt. They also smell like someone who spend many nights in sewage water.
by Elkflick October 22, 2023
Get the Dutch Buttmug. Moisten the anus of someone with your mouth while lightly blowing in it and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform the Dutch Glass Blower.
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024
Get the Dutch Glass Blowermug. Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.
by Savagemeathog April 13, 2022
Get the Fancy Dutch Ovenmug.