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Rocking Chair Money

When you've made so much money, you can just sit on your chair and do fuck all.
Person 1: What are you going to do when you're older?
Person 2: I've got rocking chair money, who cares?
by Draculascigarette December 9, 2010
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JT Money Shot

Named after the rapper JT Money, who's immortal song "Who Dat?!" briefly topped the charts. The song featured insightful lyrics that, while potentially becoming repetitive, showed insight, clarity, and offered truly probing questions concerning the problems of living the hard life.

The JT Money shot, therefore, depicts the scene in a porn movie, where the female porn star is jizzed upon by an unknown donor, or perhaps by several unknown acquaintances. The mysterious origins of the jizm are then left to be determined by a series of questions...
Porn Watcher 1: "Ah, did you catch that JT Money Shot? She got that shit ALL OVER HER FACE!!!"

Porn Watcher 2: "Yeah, but did you catch a response? All I heard was Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who????"
by Ms. Fat Booty January 18, 2008
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money skank

Someone, namely a skank, who doesn't like to spend money, especially even when they have. Normally associated with un-stylish people who don't spend money on clothes.
ME: hey, abbie, do you want to go to the mall with alyssa?
ABBIE: nah, she's a money skank, she won't drop a dime!
by Smaysmay December 9, 2008
mugGet the money skankmug.

Alan money

1. The kind of money made in a day after getting little or no tips from all your tables while being a server, especially at Red Lobster.

2. The kind of money made by a person who's had an Alan day.
"How much money did you make today dude?"

"Alan money"

"That bad huh?"
by Alan's girlfriend aka clukyrat December 12, 2008
mugGet the Alan moneymug.

money shot

term used to describe when a male pulls his penis out of a womans mouth and ejaculates in the womans mouth during foreplay or sexuall activity.which normally drips over the eye.
by ratman September 2, 2003
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get your money

to masterbate while in county jail, usually in an a shower area designated for masterbation
the shower on the right is to "get your money" in the one on the left is for showering
by woody cockard January 30, 2010
mugGet the get your moneymug.

pimp mamma money

this means that you are a female pimp....so dont be scurred to throw it up!?!?! females have to show some rep in this biotch!?!?!? SHOW SOME ATHORITY
male pimp "dayum nicca shes a pimp mamma money....shes gonna take over my job"
male friend " she sure in the hell is nicca"
by ESA ASHLEY July 9, 2006
mugGet the pimp mamma moneymug.

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