ice cream summers

years till a girl is no longer jailbait

"yeah morgan has a few more ice cream summers until the good humor truck sees that"

by 5hamu5 November 11, 2013

ice skating friends

Friends with a distrustful relationship. Friendship that is on thin ice. At any moment the ice might crack and one friend suspects the other ice skating friend will trip them, push them under the ice, and let them drown.

Jennifer sneaks and does things behind Crystal's back. Crystal knows what Jennifer is up to, but plays dumb and still hangs out with her. Crystal knows her and Jennifer are just ice skating friends, to be cautious of any opportune cracks in the ice, guard herself, and trip Jennifer first if she makes any sudden movements.

by TheBetterIceSkater November 5, 2013

columbian shaved ice

When a male cums onto a platter and then freezes it for no more than 1.37 hours. Remove from freezer, grind it up by smashing your cock against the platter until fine crystal structures have been obtained. Then proceed to form a line of the crystallized crushed cum on the male’s cock, to which the female snorts the crystallized crushed cum, using any kind of Columbian paper currency.

Yo my girl wanted some cocaine but I was all out so I gave her some columbian shaved ice

by Kobe James Big Chungus March 2, 2019

Pecan ice cream

After eating ice cream, you and your partner have sexual intercourse.

"Me and my girlfriend just 'had' Pecan Ice Cream."

by ThatOrNot January 20, 2018

icing my cake

1. Turning a girl on.
2. Pleasing me.

"I like it, baby: you're icing my cake." (Follow with "steaming my clam", "relaxing my meat", etc.)

by meyk September 4, 2008

Ice Cream Van

A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.

The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.

Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!

Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.

Timmy: But you said...

Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older

by Ass Kicka May 23, 2011

ice on my wrist

having expensive watches/jewelry on your wrist ie. Rolex or Kay, usually used in rap songs

“I just want some ice on my wrist, I look better when I dance” -Rolex by Ayo & Teo

by nlolhere July 3, 2020