bad food day

those days when you eat nothing but junk and you feel lazy, fat and disgusting.

Dude1: you want to go eat something later?

Dude2: no man, i think i'll skip I'm having a bad food day, I ate all kinds of shitty food today.
Dude1: been there

by FrankieQ7 February 18, 2011

Mattress food

A sexually attractive woman

She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.

by Daproduca May 20, 2022

Sea food

The most disgusting thing you could ever fucking eat

“Hey let’s go get some sea food” “this bitch a whole alien

by Bitch corvette corvette May 10, 2021

food bank

A place created for and invented by conservative MP's in order to have photographs taken of them helping the poor

Davis Cameron is out helping the poor at the food bank they didn't need until he was elected

by NoseBagUK March 21, 2022

More food for me

Brazilian slang for drama I don't want to be in.

Random1-Yo, dude Emily is oogling at everyone

Random 2-Dude, more food for me

by s.a.d.p.a.s.g.b.e.t.i.b.a.l.t. October 31, 2023

food dick

when the food makes you horny.

Damn my food dick is so hard right now, I can eat a horse.

by poshzilla March 16, 2020

food

food is the love of your life.

you: my boyfriend broke up with me,
food: im always here for you.

by it'smebitchezzz May 10, 2018