Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit
by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 6, 2020
Get the Christian Walk of Shame mug.A psychological damaged boy who tends to chase females that he will never have a chance with. Resulting in him consulting the said females friends until their breaking point. Followed by not ever getting the girl. oh and did i mention he is talking to at least six other girls during the time of these unfathomable events.
So Leo showed me a video of jared and joe like fist fighting and i saw it was from december 22nd so i was like omg i was snap chatting jared then that’s so funny blab blah whatever. and then jared was like yeah that was night christain and morgan we’re getting it on right there on my couch and i like laughed it off whatever.
THEN I REALIZED
christian has the audacity. to literally. Tell me how he’s in love with me, i’m the only girl ever, all the blah blah nonsense. Then when i hang out with jared he freaks, proceeding to call me a dumb slut and that i’m the only girl ever blah blah. all while he was getting on with morgan only three nights before. now that my friend, is a classic christian
THEN I REALIZED
christian has the audacity. to literally. Tell me how he’s in love with me, i’m the only girl ever, all the blah blah nonsense. Then when i hang out with jared he freaks, proceeding to call me a dumb slut and that i’m the only girl ever blah blah. all while he was getting on with morgan only three nights before. now that my friend, is a classic christian
by anonymous 75639 April 29, 2020
Get the Christian mug.A man who puts himself before everyone and puts to much confidence in himself .
Like just when he looks up his name on this it puts more confidence in him and soon he will start losing it and come to a crash resulting in self harm or depression.
Like just when he looks up his name on this it puts more confidence in him and soon he will start losing it and come to a crash resulting in self harm or depression.
The man named Christian: look at all these people saying such nice things...
Also him 2 hours later: I MUST STAY PERFECT DJDHXGBD
Also him 2 hours later: I MUST STAY PERFECT DJDHXGBD
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Get the Christian mug.Is the sexiest motherfucktresse in the world. She takes shit from nobody. Is always the smartest intellectual in the room. She is bad as hell
Dammm… she Christiane’d that
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Get the Christian mug.In simple terms, A fake Christian. This is not exclusive to only Americans but rather a national-neutral term for someone who recognizes that the Bible may have some good teachings but doesn’t actually believe it to be the word of god. Most of these people just believe the Bible is “folklore” or “just a bunch of parables”. But won’t actually do any research on what they are claiming. Essentially just an agnostic or atheist who falsely associates with the Christian spiritual belief. These people are not in touch with their spirituality whatsoever and cling to “ReLigIoNn”. Based on cultural influences, traditionalism and mass deceit of the general population. In fact Jesus tells us to follow him and NOT religion (John 14:6).
Dude did you hear Wyatt is an American Christian? How cringe he should really read the Bible more in-depth.
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