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Dead Tooth Theory

In a competition, there are two clear favorites and then some other garbage. One of the favorites has to take a loss. When this happens, the other competitors cannot be moved ahead of the loser simply because of the loss. See example for correct application of said theory.
Per Colin Cowherd:
I would still rank Alabama and LSU 1 and 2 after this weekend if the game is close. Just because one of these teams has to take a loss doesn’t mean that the other undefeated teams out there are suddenly better. It’s like a beauty contest where there are two clear favorites and another girl has a dead tooth. The results are announced and one hot girl edges the other. Does that mean that you drop the loser below the girl with the DEAD TOOTH?!?!?! NO!!! And Oklahoma State, Boise State, and Oregon all have a dead tooth. It’s the Dead Tooth Theory.
by THE_HERD November 4, 2011
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Dead Memes Thursday

The third Thursday of November is dead memes thursday. On dead memes thursday we celebrate memes that aren't popular anymore. These dead memes bring back memories and remind us of how retarded we once were.

Some dead memes will still be funny, while others will sound ridiculous and give us an understanding of the retardedness of our past selves.
On dead memes thursday, we celebrated the ppap guy.
by Sujay Lover September 12, 2018
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Dead girl walking

"I need it hard, I'm a dead girl walking. I'm in your yard, im a dead girl walking."
by GodchampKinnie April 10, 2022
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dead end job

a dead end job is a job where there’s no room for advancement or pay increase and where you aren’t treated with respect .
Teen: hey dad i found a new job and i love it

Dad: that job is a dead end job you can’t go anywhere with that go find a career .

Teen: ok dad i’ll go to trade school or work for law enforcement or maybe even become a firefighter .
by Facts_speaker September 20, 2021
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Dead dying dog

Used usually by Indigenous Australians means your a dog. That's Both dead and dying at the Same time. It's used as and insult usually pronounce dead dying dawwwg . Sometimes had an extra "dumb" between dying and dog
White fulla : yea shuddup aye mate

black deadly fulla: yea come ere then ya dead dying dog.
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Sunday dead zone

The time between the 4:15 game and the 8:20 game in which there is no football on. The worst time of the day indeed.
Kevin "Nick what are we going to do now? The Cheifs game just ended"
Nick "There is nothing we can do... we are in the sunday dead zone until the Packer game starts"
by 21 ball foot October 22, 2012
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Lil Dead Sheep

Souncloud rapper with the power of sheep.
Vlad: "why does Lil Dead Sheep have horns tattoed on his forehead?"
Sara: "Just say Sheep, or else it's LSD dislexia.
he said and I qoute; Dis are hornz || sheep got hornz."
Vlad: "True true."
by Vape_Chaser420 April 26, 2021
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