volcan mind wank

when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self

look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank

by go go gadget dick April 12, 2011

Gypsy wank

Masterbating in a caravan

Oh I love it at haven; can't beat a gypsy wank!

by Lanky cass July 15, 2017

Wank

To gently roll the knuckle over the little champion.

“Our friend Rooter was that horny he had to duck off to the bathroom to gently roll the knuckle over the little champion, to have a wank”

by Kenneth99 January 3, 2024

wank flake

When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.

Derogatory term for someone below a wanker

Hey Toby your dick is so dry you left wank flakes in the shower

That Toby is such a wank flake

by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021

squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Pink Wank

To wank against/into a pussy

Lauren went home to her boyfriend Sam on Valentines Day and said “Alright chicken dick, fancy a pink wank tonight?”

by DroopingPlant February 13, 2025

Wanking The Worm

A Prank that Many kids do these days.It only means ,to fuck yourself (Totally does not mean to pull your third leg up and down)

"Hey Look Im Wanking The Worm! "

Its Imposible to Wank THE Worm"

by MyBallsAreVeryItchy July 7, 2023