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Estee's Syndrome

progressive mental deterioration that can occur in teenage girls---named for Estee Z---- due to generalized degeneration of the brain from obscure pop music, such as Panic! At the Disco or BTS. Symptoms include loss of memory and the constant denial of these symptoms.
Unlike Estee's Syndrome patients, these patients have a rational idea of what there are saying and have basic human memory.
by waazybaby March 2, 2020
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Hero Syndrome

A person who feels the need to be a hero in every situation. People with hero syndrome try to save other people by defending them from backbiters and bullies instead of villains. They will try to resolve situations for others. However, more often than not, they put themselves in trouble. Funnily, they never learn their lesson and return to getting involved in things that don't concern them.
Bruce: I am sorry for the things that I said to your ex-girlfriend. I just wanted to protect you from all the ridiculous gossip she was spreading about you.

Ryan: It's alright, man. You just have hero syndrome; you can't help it. Just don't say anything next time.
by Batman9 May 7, 2014
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Goonies Syndrome

A syndrome in which someone is horribly deformed, which in turn makes the person look like "Sloth" off the popular 1985 movie the Goonies. This is to be used to insult someone that is horrible looking.
"Dude don't laugh that kid, Ashton, has Goonies Syndrome"---Ricky
"WOW! she does look like Sloth"---Clyde
by nspectrmustache October 12, 2010
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restart syndrome

An obsessive-compulsive need to retry a (video) game every time one messes up on it. Usually done when one is attempting to break a personal record, and has committed a mistake that impacts the chances of breaking it.
This is like the 1,000th time I've restarted Tetris Sprint. I've got a serious case of restart syndrome.
by Rei^2 September 23, 2009
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Flagstaff Syndrome

Illness contracted by Flagstaff women that causes extreme disproportion between the upper and lower body. Usually subjects are depicted with a normal-ish upper body and the unfortunate swelling and inflation of buttocks and thighs. It is believed too be a natural phenomenon caused by the high elevation and cold weather of Flagstaff, causing over preparation of the body in storing lower body fat for the cold of the winter season. DNA specimens suggest these subjects are close relatives with the hippopotamus.
I thought that girl was pretty hot but when she stood up I realized she had been afflicted by Flagstaff Syndrome.
by Trent Kurth February 6, 2009
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prison syndrome

A condition caused when your hottest co-worker appears to be much more attractive than she actually is - but only in an office setting. Sitting at her cubicle under the aritificial lighting she appears to be a 9, but out at a bar she bears a closer resemblance to grimace. Because you are a pod you eventually shag her, leading to uncomfortable staff meetings and mutual regret.
"Went to happy hour with co-workers and defiled the front desk girl; it was a total prison syndrome shag."

"At the last marketing conference I got blasted and harpooned my assistant. Damn prison syndrome - now I have to fire her before my wife finds out that I speared a carp."
by DirtyDfromDownUnder December 9, 2008
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Amotivational Syndrome

Lazy Fuck Syndrome, may be linked to excessive usage of marijuana and other caniboids
by ogbg April 12, 2004
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