Russian tap water

A cocktail consisting of

• Vodka
• Water

Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later

by SammyHammy May 25, 2023

Russianing

When you speak russian unironically in the most random context

"I can't understand my friend while they are russianing."

by Bean_BoiTheBest May 22, 2022

Russian Sneeze

A sneeze that is unique to Russia and the surrounding countries. They commonly look like a regular sneeze with a gunshot or heavy artillery shot in place of the sound.

European : "Sneeze"
Russian : "T-34 76.2mm HEAT Round Sound"
European: "Wow that was a Russian Sneeze"

by DarkestVoids April 1, 2021

Russian Roulette

When a women takes 6 guys, 5 with a vasectomy and only one that is fertile. She chooses one to fuck and let finish inside of her.

Person 1: Have you ever played Russian roulette?
Person 2: Woth a gun?
Person 1: No, the one with guys!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore

Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD

by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022

russian chicken

A man called Ricky who just got married to a unicorn

Do you see that Russian chicken with the spot on his head

by Hellslssllssjjs June 20, 2017

Russian curb stomp

Choking someone until thy pass out, snapping their neck, tripping them onto a curb and stomping on it until it pops like a grape

Bro last night i fucked a bitch and then Russian curb stomped her

by Russian Curb Stomp September 2, 2019