When you're going at it from behind and about to cum, you grab her hair and pull her head back and shoot it in her eye. She yells arghhhh! and patches her eye with her hand. The Jack Sparrow.
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Get the jack nipples mug.Jack the spack is a very sexy and hot llama and will always obey command but never brushes his teeth but he does have a lot of hair if I ever give this llama skittles he will think they are drugs p.s he's a man
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Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.
Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.
Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.
Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.
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Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation on them before killing them.
Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation on them before killing them.
if you want to learn how to knife-jack someone, your best bet would be to talk to someone like Jack the Ripper.
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