toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022

skibidi toilet

also know as skibidi bop toilet, skibidi dop toilet, skibi toilet, skibidi toilet is probably the most sickening, ugly, horrible, awful, hideous, shocking-obscene, obnoxious, offensive, dreadful, nasty, unpleasant, repulsive, revolting, evil, appalling, gross, oathsome, repugnant, abhorrent, abominable, odious, gruesome, horrid, distasteful, nauseating, horrific, terrible, scandalous, noxious, horrendous, repellent, vile, foul, rancid, nauseous, disturbing, undesirable,, noisome, fulsome, repellant, hateful, unwanted, monstrous, objectionable, horrifying, detestable, despicable, miserable, disagreeable, contemptible, grim, heinous, unhealthy, sick, unwholesome, ghastly, unspeakable, atrocious, brackish, unsavory, grisly, nightmarish, dislikeable, macabre, unwelcome, execrable, uncivilized, dislikable, exceptionable, frightful, unholy, ungodly, unchristian, distressing, sickish, off-putting, grewsome creation to ever exist. if you say this to any generation other than gen z or gen alpha, they will either have a mental breakdown or unalive theirselves just cuz how cringe it is.

guy: skibidi toilet
lankybox: huh nice my next vid will be skibidi riz
guy: skibidi toilet
millenials: hOIHEUSHEFOSUHEIOFSHIEOIEFHSO *commits unalive*

by iphone 239836 s x pro gold February 19, 2024

Doilet toilet

Another meaning for “ah shucks” or “darn it”

Doilet toilet, I forgot my lunch box at work!

by juju_OKC December 27, 2021

broken toilet

When an asian girl invites you over for anal

Kim Lee asked me to come over and fix her BROKEN TOILET

by DaddyKnows December 1, 2016

tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.

I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

i edge to skibidi toilet

truer words have never been spoken

i edge to skibidi toilet

by AntichamberYellow March 5, 2024

european toilet

The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.

May also means she spits and swallows.

"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"

"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."

by BarRat December 9, 2016