penis engineering

The field of engineering that focuses on the development of larger and curvier schlongs.

Joel: What field are you looking to go into Lexi?

Lexi: I was looking into penis engineering but it's quite the load and I don't think I can handle it

by buttholelover69 February 11, 2014

Electric Penis

1. The act of sticking your penis into an electrical outlet.

2. Playing the electric guitar with your penis instead of your hands.

1. Dude! I totally had an electric penis when I toasted it in the wall outlet!

2. Holy crap, I just went and performed an electric penis on that guitar! Did you hear that perfect solo!?

by Cactus92 November 14, 2011

Extendo-penis

A long shlong.

Or a shlong which becomes long.

"Hey Fred, Do you have an Extendo-penis?"

"Of course I do."

by Dathom September 24, 2023

ghetto penis

A penis that is dirty and crooked

Harrison Kerchner has a ghetto penis .

by Ghetto penis May 4, 2018

bi penis

When someone cuts your dick into two. Someone might call it a snake tongue.

Damn dude, Becky gave you a bi penis

by Salt3boi December 15, 2018

penis trickle

When something turns you on so much a little comes out

That food was so good it made my penis trickle

by Disco D August 31, 2015

Penis Coolata

A drink made of sperm and some sort of alcoholic beverage that you drink at parties :)

I saw your mom drinking a Penis Coolata your dad made for her.

by peniscoolataluva96 May 5, 2011