Ark Greenwich Free School

a correctional facility with some benefits

Jamie: I'm going to Ark Greenwich Free School next year
Bob: Can never be me. Charge it tho

by sl.loose September 17, 2022

Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jorts

a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.

"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"

by Freeballblobbington April 23, 2023

national free the nips day

May 2nd

Person 1: “ why are your nipples out?”
Person 2: “because it’s May 2nd. It’s national free the nips day.”

by Cashboi May 2, 2022

pussy free loser cuck

dominatrix

My fantasy is living the rest of my life as a pussy free loser cuck that is only allowed to look at censored or gay porn. I feel like I cheated coming to your page.

by anonymous March 18, 2023

National free nut week

this holiday is on november 3rd to november 10

Happy National free nut week everybody!
why celebrate that when i have a free nut card?
listen here you little

by thewertyboi November 1, 2019

Gun-Free Safe-Zone

Gun-Free Safe-Zone: /ɡən/-/frē/ /sāf/-/zōn/

noun

An area or stretch of land having little to no weapons opening it up as a free fire and open target area with little to no resistance. "an open season pedestrian safe zone"

The pedestrians were easy targets in the gun-free safe-zone.

by RDaneel October 12, 2019

free the shopping cart coin

For a man, the act of inserting his own penis into his anus. For most of them, it's would be satisfying to do, but there's a tiny lack of length, so they use another "shopping cart unlocker", a friend's one for example.

Oh god I wish I could free the shopping cart coin alone...

by Fan2Definitions October 5, 2019