Uncle Car Curtains

Someone who is not to be trusted, potentially dangerous.

"Stay the bollocks away from him, darling. He's well 'Uncle Car Curtains'".

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

Jacked Car Bomb

A potentially lethal cocktail of jack daniels and lighter fluid. Abreviated to JCB

Z: Yo man i need a Jacked Car Bomb up in here.

Bar tender: Is u crazy? Aiight

by Your Name is Blank April 27, 2010

Cheap-car-douche

Anybody who refuses to pay more then the bare minimum for a car so that whenever you buy a new car they can continually remind you that you overpaid. This also allows them to insinuate how hands on they are since they have to continually upkeep their POS.

“My brother in law Josh refuses to pay more then a $1,000 for a car so her can continually remind the family he hasn’t paid more then $1,000 for a car in years and that he works on his own cars. He’s a cheap-car-douche.”

by Sukudonym September 19, 2019

Satan's Car Wash

Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.

My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.

by TheDonkeyBomber June 3, 2018

Help steal car

Please with me now now or have to tell your brother and have hit you with a frying pan

I want help to steal a car ford cortina to be precise help steal car please or you in a frying pan flexseal and a 86 will be having fun

by Mismagiustarbucks May 3, 2019

car accident hot

A human who is hot enough to cause a car accident due to rubberneckers.

Yeah, she’s hot, but she’s not car accident hot.

by talktodrmusic November 23, 2020

yellow car no returns

When you see a yellow car you punch someone

“YELLOW CAR NO RETURNS! *punches*”
“OW JOY YOU HIT ME TOO HARD”

by rayiskool July 7, 2023