alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.

"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"

by Yeppypappy July 06, 2023

Alabama muntkin

Shitting in a dead persons mouth while someone blows you

My gf gave me an Alabama muntkin last night

by Claxmcb April 04, 2024

Alabama Stinger

When you're engaged in doggy-style anal intercourse with Copenhagen in your mouth. Spit on your partners back, pull out, dip your penis in it, reinsert penis.

I gave Mendy an Alabama Stinger and she had to use an entire tube of Preparation-H in the morning.

by pyroparadigm August 09, 2013

Alabama Twinkie

A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.

My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.

by TwerkingPandaMonkey April 16, 2021

Alabama Stampede

Repeadetly kicking someone’s nut sack until death

Yo, you hear what happened to Jaquan, his girl gave him the good ole Alabama Stampede

by SouthernPlayboi June 07, 2018

Alabama Push pop

The act of fucking a girl in the ass after taco bell so she has to shit and when she finally does using your dick to shove it back up her ass

Billy: dude did you smash Stacy last night?

Tom: yea but she had taco bell earlier that night so I had to gave her the ol' Alabama Push pop

by Ruthtj34 January 29, 2016

alabama thunder cunt

A lady that is so fat her twat smacks the ground making thundering noises oh and shes from alabama

Woah look at that massive alabama thunder cunt

by trenchcoat March 15, 2016