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My Fucking Coffee

The whole reason most of you made it this far
Don't talk to me until I had my fucking coffee.

If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.
by YOUЯ ЯEAL NAME August 6, 2025
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fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.
Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”
by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024
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dumb fuckness

when your in the staight of dumb fuckery
my friend was commiting DUMB FUCKNESS tonight
by Duolingo_666spanish February 9, 2021
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fuck

a mistake done by your parents few years ago
by aranvaav December 9, 2021
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Cluster fuck

"every year in late November, we have this cluster fuck of a holiday called Black Friday."
by Suburbanz71 August 20, 2018
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FUCK ME THONG

A “FUCK ME THONG” IS A FUCK ME THONG
ROCCO HAS A FUCK ME THONG
by ROGGO April 3, 2025
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Go fuck yourself

Ukrainian soldiers: "russian warship, go fuck yourself
by 420weedloveerr February 25, 2022
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